Some Teachers Need Velcro

During afterschool free play, I see one of the kindergarteners running around with two untied shoelaces.

    Me: Hey man, let me tie your shoes.

    Boy: But someone just tied them!

    Me: Well let me tie them anyways.

    Boy: [While I'm tying them] And it was another teacher who tied them!

    Me: Well I guess they need to practice then.

    Boy: Yeah. Cuz right now they suck.

I may or may not have laughed.